Friday, October 24, 2008

2 stories to tell

today....I was running late for work, major stress and probs this morning.
I call work
Boss man - good morning BPS

me - good morning C, just calling to let you know I will be there just after 8.30, I have had a bad morning.

Boss man - gee I don't know, i just cant get good help.

me - I know, fire me

silence

Boss man - what did you say?

me - fire me

Boss man - oh, I really thought you said something else!!!!!


Wednesday while at the hairdressers

Max fell in love with Jenny the cute and bubbly apprentice.

He was loving having the big couch to himself

When another client sat down he KICKED her

she told him to stop

he said "this is my seat"

she ignored him and Jenny watched on.

meanwhile he was blowing Jenny kisses

I was picking my NEW colour and redesigning my drab look.

I was thinking my son was being a chatterbox, not a hodlem.

He kicked the lady again.

Jenny was smiling at him and adoring him.

When Darren came to pick Max up and the client left the girls were laughing soooo much.

they told me the story

I WAS HORRIFIED

I asked Jenny why she did not tell me and she said

he is SOOOOOO cute i could not get him into trouble, and she is not a nice lady anyway!!!

so when I got home I asked him, did you kick a lady??
He said "yeah i did"!

I said you cant do that, that is horrible.

He looked sad and then said, "she on my seat"...."my seat".
oh the joys!!!!!

2 comments:

Narelle said...

How Funny,
The Max thing cracks me up. He was running the show and after all she was on his seat. That will teach her. Max you crack me up. You look so old in the photo.Stop growing.
Love Ya Long Time
Rell
PS I am sure that it won't be much longer and you can get that pram for the pandora braclet.

Alison Shearer said...

I think Max needs to learn about sharing!!! but he is only 2...and she was a mean lady LOL.

Love that photo - he looks like such a real little man - so serious..he pulls the best faces,

Alison XXX